The Procession to Calvary

Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game produced from Renaissance paintings, and a non secular successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.

Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of harmless individuals have been murdered! But it isn't all excellent news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your clutches, and you have been tasked with the mission of discovering him...

Your journey will take you through a richly detailed panorama constructed from tons of of various Renaissance paintings. You will steal a ship, feed a donkey, compete in a expertise contest, help an inept road magician, sing, dance, play the (magic?) flute, poke a person's face, hunt for treasure and have a chat with Our Lord God Almighty... But will you find Heavenly Peter? And should you do, how will you're taking your revenge!?

Features:

Pointing and Clicking – A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded objects.

Renaissance Artwork – Paintings by Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo and lots of more are brought collectively into one consistent world, in a method that is also as sympathetic as attainable to the original works.

Classical Music – a soundtrack chosen to suit with the type of the paintings. Music from classical composers corresponding to Vivaldi, Bach and George Frideric Handel will accompany you on your journey.

Standalone Story - The Procession to Calvary is about in the identical world as Four Last Things, but it's story could be performed independently.

Optional Murder – You shall be equipped with a sword. This will turn into helpful in a quantity of totally different situation, however you will be strongly discouraged from using it on people. Ignoring this advice - and murdering anybody who stands in your means – will serve as a helpful method of skipping any puzzles you don't like. But be warned; your actions may come back to haunt you...

Nonsense – Surreal, anarchic comedy. Lofty subject matter is handled with refreshing flippancy. Gags about butts are taken very seriously. But rest assured, while a few of the jokes may be ridiculous, the puzzles make excellent sense! (or a minimum of adhere to a constant inside logic)

Moments of Surprising Profundity – Actually, no... Don't learn an excessive quantity of into it.